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As dumb as box of rocks

A couple of teenage boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten way. All of a sudden, the Game Warden who was watching over them for quite a while, jumped out of the bushes. 

In no time, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was powerful on his heels. After about a one and half mile, the boy stopped and stopped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Warden finally caught up to him.

"Now it's time to show yor fishin' license, Young man!" the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and passed the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

"Well, son," said the Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks!, You don't have to run if you got a valid license!". 

"Yes, sir, I know" replied the young guy, "but my friend back there, he didn't have one."

Submitted by: Cindrella



You Don't Scare Me

Submitted by: Brainz



Like to hear

Three friends died in a road accident and they went to an orientation in heaven. 

They are asked, "When you're in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The 1st guy says," I'd like to hear that I was a great doctor of my time, and a wonderful family man." 

The second guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a loving husband and a dedicated school teacher which made a big difference in our youth of tomorrow." 

The last guy replies, "Well, I would like to hear them say .... Look, He's Moving!

Submitted by: Larrys Queen



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Submitted by: Gerry Lewis

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