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Do you Remember?
Wife: Where the hell are you?
Husband: Honey you remember the jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace, totally fell in love with it and I didn't have much money at that time and I said "baby it'll be yours one day"
Wife: Ah! Yes, I remember my Darling!
Husband: I am in the pub with my friends just next to that shop
Submitted by: Dr. Johns
If he is... then You are under arrest.
Submitted by: LOLz
A Son Fell in Love
Son: "Dad, I fell in love and want to marry this beautiful girl!"
Father: "Oh great!. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Julia, the neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Oh no! I wish u hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must not to tell your mother. Julia is actually your sister."
Naturally the boy is bummed out, but few weeks later...
Son: "Dad, I fell in love again with another girl and she is even hotter!"
Father: "That's great my son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angelina, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Oh! that's bad. I wish you hadn't said that. Angelina is also your sister."
Frustrated and mad, the son went straight to his mother crying.
Son: "Mum I am so sad! I fell in love with two girls but I can't marry any of them because dad is their father!"
The mother hugs him and says: "My love, you can marry with whoever you want. You are not His Son"
Submitted by: Little Star
Game is Over
Submitted by: Captain Hawk
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