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Do you Remember?

Wife: Where the hell are you?

Husband: Honey you remember the jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace, totally fell in love with it and I didn't have much money at that time and I said "baby it'll be yours one day"

Wife: Ah! Yes, I remember my Darling!

Husband: I am in the pub with my friends just next to that shop

Submitted by: Dr. Johns

 


 

If he is... then You are under arrest.

Submitted by: LOLz

 


 

A Son Fell in Love

Son: "Dad, I fell in love and want to marry this beautiful girl!"

Father: "Oh great!. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Julia, the neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Oh no! I wish u hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must not to tell your mother. Julia is actually your sister."

Naturally the boy is bummed out, but few weeks later...

Son: "Dad, I fell in love again with another girl and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great my son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angelina, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Oh! that's bad. I wish you hadn't said that. Angelina is also your sister."

Frustrated and mad, the son went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mum I am so sad! I fell in love with two girls but I can't marry any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him and says: "My love, you can marry with whoever you want. You are not His Son"

Submitted by: Little Star

 


 

Game is Over

Submitted by: Captain Hawk




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