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You Rock...You Rule
Submitted by: Bill Hicks
A Rabbit comes to a Baker
A rabbit comes to a bake shop and asks, "Got any carrots?"
The baker answers, "Nope!"
The next day the rabbit comes again and asks, "Got any carrots?"
The baker retorts, "Noab!"
Next day the rabbit comes and asks, "Got any carrots?"
The baker shouts, "NO! You idiot, dis is a bakery and notta vegetable store...
If ya come n ask for da carrots again, I'll take nails and hammer ya on da wall by
y'ar ears... and I mean it"
Early the next morning rabbit comes back and asks, "Got any nails?"
The baker replies, "Nope!"
The rabbit asks, "Got any carrots?"
Submitted by: Martin Lawrence
Google Knows Better
Submitted by: Redd Foxx
An e-Mail to Wife
A man checks into a hotel, having all the amenities. A computer is there as
well, so he decides to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he mistakenly types the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing
sends it to a widow who just returns from her husband's funeral.
The widow decides to check her inbox, expecting condolence messages from friends
and relatives. After reading the last message she faints.
The daughter rushes in to the room, finds her mother on the floor, and when she
looks at the computer screen, it reads:
To: My Loving Wife,
I know you are surprised to hear from me. Actually, they have computers here, and we are allowed
to send e-mails. I've just reached and have been checked in.
Now I confirm that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow
morning. Expecting you honey. Miss you and can't wait to see you.
Submitted by: Jack Benny
Doc Says One Beer a Day
Submitted by: Jamie Foxx
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